In 2015, Poppy our Peahen ran away. We didn’t see her
for a month. They were weeks of worrying I’d spooked her off. It was because
she’d sat on the back door mat making squidgy do-do and I ended up sitting in it.
Carrying wet washing out the back door to hang on
the clothesline, both my hands were full. With no time to slip on Crocs, I slipped
on a fresh one and went for a slide.
None of the above filled me with joy and Poppy was about to discover this.
Broom in hand, I screeched like a banshee, sweeping
her into the back garden. Cruelty to dumb animals, I know; but this was a shit storm caused by a shit storm. I felt guilty as soon as she
left; her honks echoed down the cliff for 10 minutes. 
While we looked for her, somewhere on the farm she
must have been egg sitting. Broody peahens camouflage beautifully, staying
motionless for hours. I thought she might have died.
Then, 27 days after the crappy-broom-gate-incident, I heard her mad honks again. Limping up
our driveway, she had been attacked.
A limping bird, especially one who hasn’t eaten much in a month, is a sad sight. I fretted the wound would become infected and she might die. We were happy to have her haling at home.
As with all the most beloved people in my life, Poppy
was pardoned for all the crap she doled out. And, there was a lot of it; same
as with humans, both literally and figuratively.
Despite the steady stream of
shit continuing, she’s one loved bird.
Lovely story Therese.
ReplyDeleteThanks, cheers.
ReplyDeleteIt's amazing how quickly animals can disappear.
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